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• Vampires Hardcover: http://7vdmu.tk #
• Hi, I’m the Psycho-Pirate for Polygrip. They’re not only stylish, they’re twice as durable as the leading dentures! http://j.mp/1r7a01 #
• Nick Buys Global Rights to Ninja Turtles: http://84vxr.tk #
• Wednesday New Releases: Chew, Ex Machina, Spike Omnibus, Sugarshock: http://4p7iv.tk #
• John Byrne: Cursed to roam the Earth forever in a doomed quest to atone for a life of evil. Oh wait, that’s Angel. http://j.mp/FPbT0 #
• Act 2 - I Kissed a Vampire: http://p7z2o.tk #
• ‘Cos everyone’s full of s**t? Couldnt resist that set-up. RT @BobVilacom: Can anyone guess why this is Roto-Rooter’s busiest time of year? #
• TUAW: Ihnatko says Apple tablet could play hero to comic books - http://bit.ly/EtGpK #
• EW: Fox to bench ‘Dollhouse’ during sweeps - http://l49je.tk #
• Meaning you could be canceled very soon? RT @cameronmstewart: According to PR for Wizard World Toronto, I am as important as Eliza Dushku. #
• Marvel: yes, we get it, you’re 70 years old. Try not to hurt yourself patting yourself on the back so hard. http://j.mp/4Dgru2 #
• The “Big 2″ are in one of their stagnation periods in which their heavy hitters - Avengers and JLA, have too many titles and no direction. #
• Batman Harvest Breed TPB: http://9iqnw.tk #
• The polls close tomorrow for Comics Cavern’s Best Search Query of the Day for 10-15, if you want to vote now is the time: http://xj4l6.tk #
• Genesis games I want ported to the iPhone: 1) Moonwalker, with an unlockable feature to play as, or with Corey Feldman; 2) Ecco the Dolphin #
• Hard to believe the writer of Starman is the same guy writing these god-awful JLA books. #

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I’ve been a comics fan since the ’70s - and I know that the spandex set has never been all that enlightened when it comes to its treatment of women. Pretty much the closest we’ve come to putting them on the same level or greater than male heroes was the creation of Wonder Woman, and she was invented by a pervy mad psychologist who actually believed in a Utopian society in which benevolent Amazonian women ruled over a populace of happily bound male subjects. No, seriously.

And I am a happy reader of the excellent Power Girl series, so seeing super spandex mega-boobery is not a shock to my delicate sensibilities.

But between this cover to Action Comics #881, and her famous “Headless Boob Creature” intro panel in JLA: Cry for Justice, I have to wonder if there isn’t some edict at DC Editorial that all Supergirl appearances outside of her own mag must justify their existence with some sort of major mammary action, such as the “Kandor Boob Slam”, the ultimate Kryptonian girl-on-girl dis, which Kara receives here courtesy of her ex-homegirl Flamebird.

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After this scene in Justice League: Cry for Justice #3, I’m pretty sure that from this day forward every time I read a product solicitation for a “Supergirl bust”, this is going to be the first image to pop into my mind.

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