Archive for the “Dark Avengers” Category
Sep
21
2009
Comics For Marvel To Hide From Their New Mouse Masters: Dark WolverinePosted by Matt in Dark Avengers, Wolverine
Damned if Daken isn’t the darkest little Mousketeer. Still, how about let’s play it safe, and even though Marvel is super-edgy-rebellious, we keep Dark Wolverine #78 out of all the boardrooms, lest it be read by the wrong people - say, our new owners? Awk-ward! © 2009, Comics Cavern. All rights reserved.
“If there’s anyone out there, I’ll start with the good news: my experiments were a success, and my latest dark, evil invention - the mutant-depowering butt plug - is ready for use in the field. Now for the bad news: when I brought you all together, I told you I needed a team that wasn’t afraid to get their hands dirty. Well, it’s time to show me what you got - I seem to be - arrrgh - in need of assistance with removing myself from the test equipment!” © 2009, Comics Cavern. All rights reserved.
Sep
03
2009
Great Moments in the History of Unfair FightsPosted by Matt in Ares, Dark Avengers, Nick Fury, Secret WarriorsHere, we present an all-time classic: Ares, the GOD of war, vs. Nicholas Fury, a 100-something, crippled war veteran who has to air out his empty eye socket moisture at night. The terror of Mount Olympus goes toe-to-toe with the Polygrip commando for the fate of Phobos! This is gonna be one for the ages, folks. I can’t wait to see how this turns out, when these two grizzled warriors go head-to-head in Dark Avengers #9. © 2009, Comics Cavern. All rights reserved. |
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