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• Robocop Returns + Robocop Book & Figure Set Exclusively at TFAW.com: http://bit.ly/13t4bs #
• Dane Cook wants to be in a Batman movie - this is news? Every non-talent wishes they could rise above their station. http://bit.ly/1GW3Qk #
• Dr. Strange loves the ’90s: the former sorcerer Supreme, is now dedicating his life to his true passion: vogue-ing. http://j.mp/3yVdlK #
• FYI - all my previous tweets were perpetrated by my well-meaning but misguided fans, the Wonder Twins. #smallville http://j.mp/2LEINT #
• Rocket and sunchoke (sp?) tastes like burning soap! #venturebros http://j.mp/3B6YI9 #
• #venturebros - RT @_spell: ’sunchoke’ could be sun choke, sun-choke, Sauncho, Sancho, Sauncho’s, Sunshine, sunshine, Sancho’s or sunshade. #
• Captain Kirk Joins Madame Tussauds Hollywood: Save $8! http://bit.ly/UidUC #
• Well, X-Man’s back; and he appears to be shooting a music video for a power ballad. http://j.mp/bnseq #
• Call Dr. Mid-Nite - Green Arrow’s right ’stache handlebar has become sentient, and melded itself to his costume! http://j.mp/2gBXM1 #
• Damn, but I’m psyched for Tony Hawk: Ride (http://bit.ly/3bOPPW) - should be a billion times better than the excellent Shaun White Wii game. #
• Almost said “Shaun Ryder” Wii game. Somebody’s delirious and thinks he’s in Manchester circa 1991. #
• Is it just me, or is Flamebird sporting a Corky-esque “happy retard” grin on the cover of Action Comics No. 883? http://j.mp/3w599s #
• Damn you Firefox, you crash more often than an entire cardiac ward! #
• Ohhh shaving I love you! I was looking like f$&king Lion-O for a while there. #
• Now my face is naked as - I dunno, Megan Fox at a film studio party? And I didn’t even nick myself. So proud. Pop-pop gets a treat! #
• Damn I wish this wasn’t so lo-res: #metalocalypse cosplay and I’m pretty sure that’s a woman dressed as Murderface! http://j.mp/1LE0Fc #
• Check it - the Family Guy Microsoft ad that was gonna run on that variety show: http://bit.ly/GKfxg - but MS pulled out. hehehe “pulled out”. #

X-Man:

“And I-ee-I-ee-I will always love yewww….”

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The blogroll here at the Cavern has been down for a while, for what TV Network execs would call “re-tooling”. No, I’m not writing in an evil twin or a cute nephew to boost ratings, but I do have to make some changes.

A few of the great stalwart bloggers woke up and realized that we’re living with an economy that almost qualifies us as a third-world country, and had to put blogging on hold in favor of activities more suited to ensuring they would be able to keep their homes and feed their families.

A few others simply moved on to other endeavors, like becoming World of Warcraft addicts or - in a few, very rare cases - getting laid.

And - I’m not going to name names, but I’m not going to sugarcoat it either - a few of my colleagues in the comic-blog game turned into gigantic douchebags.

All of these issues combined meant that I couldn’t just make a few changes to the old blogroll on the fly - this was too big for that. I had to take it down and start from scratch.; remove about 60% of my links, add some new ones from some great blogs I’ve recently discovered, and now, the fun part: discover even more cool blogs to link to, finish my list, and put my blogroll back up.

So, I’m on the lookout: it seems every time I go online I’m finding some great new comics blog or website I’ve never noticed, or just-launched sites that are making the comics web a better place. I’m opening my doors, and sending out an open invite: put yourself on my blogroll! I want people to come to Comics Cavern, and find a big fat list of great comics resources all over the Internet, including yours.

I’m not asking for reciprocity, although if you want to put me on your ‘roll then of course that’s just super. If not, that’s cool. The only thing I ask is that you don’t tell me you’re putting me on your blogroll because you’re excited for a link, and then not do it. That’s douchebag behavior. That’s one of the reasons I took my blogroll down in the first place.

So come on all you bloggers and webmasters, you web comics you print publishers large and small, you online comic shops and you wiki people - I’m sorry I don’t know what technical term you use to describe yourselves, but I love your wikis - whatever you’re doing on the web that has to do with comics, please send me a link and, if you’d be so kind, a short (one or two sentences is fine) description of what you’ve got going on, so I can promote you on Comics Cavern.

Either send me an e-mail, or just leave a comment. It’s the social web, people - let’s get social!

© 2009, Comics Cavern. All rights reserved.

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“If there’s anyone out there, I’ll start with the good news: my experiments were a success, and my latest dark, evil invention - the mutant-depowering butt plug - is ready for use in the field. Now for the bad news: when I brought you all together, I told you I needed a team that wasn’t afraid to get their hands dirty. Well, it’s time to show me what you got - I seem to be - arrrgh - in need of assistance with removing myself from the test equipment!”

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“Ha ha! Yes, you see, it’s funny because - you know, I hate my kids. I’m pretty sure they were making the sex with each other, and, well - that’s no way to produce a master race. That’s how you make a George Bush, am I right? Thank you! We’ll be here all weekend! Try the veal, and remember to tip your waitresses generously. OK, so it’s fashion week in New York, right? Lotta macho men at that event. OK, So Iron Fist, the Human Flame, and the Rawhide Kid walk into a bar…”

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Norman: “What do you think? I named him ‘Compensato the Huge‘. I was going to get a big-ass, ostentatious red Porsche, but then I remembered that I have 100 gajillion dollars in my change jar, and I’m completely batshit crazy. So I thought a 10-mile long pet mutant snake monster thingy would be just the ticket. Sometimes, you gotta treat yourself. The guy at the sea monster dealership said he’s “ribbed for my pleasure” - I have no idea what that means. Oh, and I’m sorry - I’m afraid he ate your cat. Ha, I know, that’s so Alf!”

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