Comics Cavern

Norman: “What do you think? I named him ‘Compensato the Huge‘. I was going to get a big-ass, ostentatious red Porsche, but then I remembered that I have 100 gajillion dollars in my change jar, and I’m completely batshit crazy. So I thought a 10-mile long pet mutant snake monster thingy would be just the ticket. Sometimes, you gotta treat yourself. The guy at the sea monster dealership said he’s “ribbed for my pleasure” - I have no idea what that means. Oh, and I’m sorry - I’m afraid he ate your cat. Ha, I know, that’s so Alf!”