Meet Jonathan Carroll, the man who fills the void in Lois Lane's heart left by the retconning of her marriage to Clark Kent in the upcoming Superman#1. Now this is a very rough scan so it's not entirely clear what's happening here, but it appears that this guy walks around the Daily Planet topless while Clark fairly seethes with rage. Hopefully he can take solace in the face that Carroll appears not to have nipples, which, while not a biological imperative for a guy, is a bit Ken Doll-ish as far as personal features go.