Ultimate X: Wolverine Jr. pops his cherry.
The world’s least subtle writer, Jeph Loeb, pounds us over the head with the “mutant-as-troubled-teenager” metaphor that has made all things “X” so successful since the Claremont days.
Uh, hello, ACORN Pimp? Yeah, It’s Seville, whattup dawg? Listen… Mr. A wants to schedule an over/under with Brittany, and Mr. T wants Eleanor to - I think his exact words were “take her nuts out of their hiding place”. Yeah, they were on tour in Bangkok recently, and now he’s into all kinds of freaky s**t.
Oh, and Mr. S says he’ll pay extra if Jeanette lets him pee on her.
New Archer Episode Tonight!
Check out a sneak peek at “Honeypot”, tonight’s new episode of FX’s brilliant animated series Archer.
True Blood: Come on Arlene
Actress Carrie Preston - AKA True Blood’s Arlene - hints at new developments for her character in Season 3, telling Entertainment Weekly:
“Something very unexpected is going to happen with Arlene, [She] might just be nervous enough about the supernatural characters around her that she will try to do something about it.”
And my wang filled out my new boxers beautifully. Welcome to Tumblr, where we share LOTS of information with total strangers!my boobs looked great today
I’m trying to pick a caption for this instant classic Sentry moment, and I’m stumped.
Here are the contenders:
- Split Decision
- Divide and Conquer
- Spill Your Guts
- 50% OFF!!
- Intestinal Fortitude
- ♫ Nothings Right, I’m Torn… ♪
Which should I go with?
Happy Birthday, ghost of Norman Rockwell!
Your vision of a Puritanical, Father-smokes-a-pipe-while-Mother-fetches-his-slippers America lives on, although these days we don’t use art so much. Come haunt me sometime, I’ll tell you all about Fox News, and something we call the ACORN Pimp.
