America's Got Talent is not so much a television show as it is a horrifying commentary on society, as three narcissistic judges who are famous for reasons having little if anything to do with talent, decide whether to fill the gaping void in contestants' self-esteem by determining that they do, in fact, have talent.

Sad to say, Jay "Tron Guy" Maynard's sad-sack Seinfeld routine "you ever dress up in spandex and milk it for 20 years and still not get laid? WHAT IS THE DEAL with that?" did not pass muster with luminaries like Sharon Osbourne, to say nothing of a rabid audience that conjures memories of the crazy Nazi dream sequences from The Wall.

The entire display is every bit as surreal as Tron, and as depressing as Tron: Legacy.