Smallville: Absolute Ghettoman!

Yeah, yeah, I know I’ve used this clip before - but damned if I wasn’t determined to show it again, so as many people as possible get to see it before “Absolute Justice” airs!

Especially since Stargirl’s outfit seems to indicate that maybe we haven’t come all that far from this ’70s fiasco in the field of TV super-hero costume design.

Whoa - since when does Clark Kent have blonde frosting?!

Am I the only one who was hoping the “Dark Archer” on last night’s Smallville was gonna be the ultimate Green Arrow baddie Merlyn?

Here’s hoping the upcoming Smallville “2 Hour Event” featuring classic DCU heroes doesn’t bare any similarity to the last time we saw Hawkman on live-action TV!

Here’s a superhero who won‘t be appearing on the upcoming JSA episode of Smallville.