Doing heroic stuff like, uh, saying "hi" to the flowers.

And, it's not immediately clear from this photo - either sexually harassing women or encouraging their workouts. From the look of things, it's a combination of both.

Wenatchee World stops down from the whole budget crisis, two wars, thing to shine the spotlight on Deadpool, a real American hero who doesn't actually like, fight crime or anything crazy like that:

Wenatchee police have had no complaints about Deadpool, said the department’s Capt. Doug Jones. “Anyone doing good deeds is encouraged unless they get too pushy,” he said. “If he grabs someone’s arm that doesn’t want it grabbed, that could be a problem.”

Wenatchee is not the first city to have a superhero. Seattle has its Phoenix Jones, but he actively fights crime and had his nose broken in an altercation in January.

Wenatchee’s Deadpool, on the other hand, said he is “not actively seeking out crime. Should I witness a crime in progress or one that just occurred, I will do my civil duty by calling the police and placing the criminal under citizen’s arrest until the police have arrived. I only mean to help the community, not to stir up more trouble than I seek to relieve. The police have enough trouble without a superhero taking the law into his own hands.”

Nonetheless, Deadpool is accepting email requests for help - not exactly clear for help with what - at [email protected].

Maybe he'll beat up a crosswalk sign for you?

Anyway, Marvel, that's where you can send your cease-and-desist letters.