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I was devastated when the astrologers and astronomers got together and decided to shake up the zodiac a few months back - as a New Years Eve baby, I've always identified myself as a Capricorn, but now according to some shady stargazers, I'm a Sagittarius.

Thanks, science (well, pseudo-science really - or old news at best since these changes were actually based on findings from the year 130 BC - but still, not cool).

Fortunately, I have this handy-dandy Geek Zodiac by which I will now define myself. My sign? Funny you should ask.

It's ROBOT, bitches! Autobots, roll out!