You know, it only just dawned on me just how much of Metalocalypse's Dr. Rockzo's character comes from ol' Paul. I know, in hindsight it's totally obvious right? I just always think of David Lee Roth because of the tights, the moves, the tubby bass player and the - uh... you know, that thing he has a fondness for?

But these are all things that, when you stop to think about it, you could just as easily say about KISS as Van Halen. Although between KISS, VH, and Zazz Blammymatazz only one band has the sheer cartoony wackiness to release coffins and condoms emblazoned with their logo and likeness - and to SELL BILLIONS OF THEM TO RABID FANS WHO ACTUALLY WANT THIS ON THEIR PENIS.

Hats off to you, KISS. You go save Santa.

The rest of you, enjoy "My Dinner with Paul Episode 1:  Paul gives me advice about the ladies and makes an offer."