Sentry:

“OK, here, I’m giving you a head. Now can I have some of that sweet sweet meth?

Wait - you want me to WHAT?!? Sigh - OK, pull ‘em down. Damn, now I kind of feel bad for killing this guy. And for what I’m about to do.

But what can I say - that’s why they call me the Sex for Sudafed Sentry!”

Snootch to the mutha-f**kin’ nootch, Kato!

comicbooks:

Bleeding Cool: John Cassaday’s Cover For Green Hornet: Year One

Wow, if Harley Quinn were a real woman, as opposed to a fictional homicidal cartoon clown, I’d… well, I’d probably touch myself inappropriately to photos of her.

Plus ça change…

Wow. Can you say “Felicia Day wannabe?”

This prefabricated humanoid (possibly Cylon?) is the host of “The Tester”, a new reality show premiering on the PlayStation Network.

Here’s hoping the show is more imaginative than whoever cast/crafted its host.

“The Tester” also features these guys:

I have no comment one way or the other about David Jaffe, but Hal Sparks looks like the world’s biggest dildo.

Like, literally.

fumettidccomics:

(via zatanna)

Cap:

“Goldurn it! Now that I’m 104, I’m getting crow’s feet! How long before I need Cialis to do the ‘Horizontal Lindy Hop’ with Agent 13?”

Between the crazed Red Baron Snoopys and li’l Cheney here, dogs are officially the Supervillain of the Day. Someone needs to build a cute little Doghouse of Doom for these adorable, terrifying critters.